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  • Juliet: Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
  • Romeo: Bitch I might be
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  • the opening: YEA FUKCI NG SWIMMING HARDOCRE METAL IM GOIGNG TO KILL A MAN!!! SWI,MMING TORNAMENT FUCK RIN
  • the anime: wow a pool
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pezzaedwards:

in all the times ive read this post it took me this long to realise

we can add ‘how to spell his own name’ to the list of things that “daren” doesnt know

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fallin-for-your-pheromones:

freaking infomercials

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  • Dad: According to these crusty old white men, the gays are bullying the country with their gay agenda
  • Me: Yes, the gay agenda. 8 am - wake up, eat breakfast.
  • Dad: 9 am - be fabulous
  • Me: 10 am - be fabulous
  • Dad: Noon - fuck your man
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Dad: While being fabulous
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unbequeefable:

Farting in class:

Farting at home:

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jaegermonsta said: Are you the guy from cards against humanity :0

carnophobya:

I mite be. In other words yes. 

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tyleroakley:

me at a food court

(Source: vinebox)

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darrenandersonandchrishummel:

They should blow each other’s candles out

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alldatklaine:

THERE IS AMOMENT WHEN YOU SAY TO YOURSELF OH THERE YOU ARE IVE BEEN LOKING FOR YOU FOREVER WATCHING YOU DO BLACK BIRD THIS WEEK THATWAS THE MOMENT FOR ME ABOUT YO. YOU MOVE ME KURT AND THIS DUET WOULD JUST BE AN EXCUSE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU

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(Source: teamstarklaine)