- Juliet: Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
- Romeo: Bitch I might be
- the opening: YEA FUKCI NG SWIMMING HARDOCRE METAL IM GOIGNG TO KILL A MAN!!! SWI,MMING TORNAMENT FUCK RIN
- the anime: wow a pool
in all the times ive read this post it took me this long to realise
we can add ‘how to spell his own name’ to the list of things that “daren” doesnt know
- Dad: According to these crusty old white men, the gays are bullying the country with their gay agenda
- Me: Yes, the gay agenda. 8 am - wake up, eat breakfast.
- Dad: 9 am - be fabulous
- Me: 10 am - be fabulous
- Dad: Noon - fuck your man
- Dad: While being fabulous
THERE IS AMOMENT WHEN YOU SAY TO YOURSELF OH THERE YOU ARE IVE BEEN LOKING FOR YOU FOREVER WATCHING YOU DO BLACK BIRD THIS WEEK THATWAS THE MOMENT FOR ME ABOUT YO. YOU MOVE ME KURT AND THIS DUET WOULD JUST BE AN EXCUSE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU